Top 20 office quotes (No. 1)

It's time for No. 1 boys and girls!!! An honorable mention will be posted Tuesday ... it would have made the top 10, but came in after we started. I'm sure you're all waiting with baited breath. (The color of type is a hint on whom it's from.)

AND THE NO. 1 QUOTE IS ...
JANUARY 17, 1994
A caller to DJW: "You are racist white trash, a racist confederate bastard."
DJW: "Nope, I believe I was on the other side in that war."