Just another top 10

Inspired by talk of whom JLE would have a kid with and who she wouldn't, I present my top 10 list of the week:

Top 10 people JLE won’t have babies with:
10. Chad Ocho Cinco: That’s how this all started, and besides, who really wants to name their child Abby Theresa Ocho Cinco?
9. Dana Carvey: What woman in their right mind wants to have a child with a man who has a girl’s name?
8. Jason David: This might be OK if JLE decides to move from New Orleans, but even so, would she really want her kid to be the last one picked when choosing sides for flag football?
7. Cooper Manning: If you’re going to have a kid with a Manning ... do I need to go any further?
6. Tom Cruise: First off, there were reports a while back that he is sterile. Second, do you want your kid to be a midget who’ll go jumping around the living room in his tighty whities when he turns 17?
5. John Bobbitt: No description necessary.
4. Mike Tyson: Nobody wants a crazy kid who goes around biting other kids’ ears off when he gets his marbles stolen. On second thought, you’d know your kid could kick some serious ass.
3. Mayor Ray Nagin: He’s the mother of all assholes, and if JLE had a baby with him, the poor kid would have two mothers.
2. John "Gamby" Giambelluca: Couldn’t stand the thought of her children smelling like 99-cent cologne from K-mart.
1. Ernest Borgnine/Lee Corso: They just look too much like Gamby.