Top 20 office quotes (No. 5)

The top 5 begins ... Hope you think they're better than Metry Mama thought about the first 15.

JANUARY 23, 2000
SEA (after I told her my ex-bloodsucker wanted a platinum setting in her ring): "Uh, no. She's a greedy B. Don't buy her platinum, buy the bitch white gold."

P.S. In the 15 years I have known her, I think I have heard SEA say 15 cuss words.